you know that scene in castaway when tom hanks spears a fish from about 10 feet away?
i just impressed the hell out of myself by throwing a strategically aimed sandal (the same sandal so famous from last night's incident) so that it maimed sir crunchy (revere me) enough to allow me to pick up another shoe (undefiled by his half-squished out guts) and smash the crap out of him (literally) three more times... not because i'm cruel, but because it takes three smashes-the-hell-out-of-em for them to die...
now to prep my home for bombing...
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you couldn't have just let him die from the fogger, could you? had to get that last sandal death, huh? haha.
i'm enjoying the blog revival--even if it's about roach murders!
They're Palmetto bugs -- our state bug. How could you? --- However, nothing more satisfying than that crunching sound. GOTCHA.
oh no senyor... these are those half-the-size-of-a-friendly-palmetto-bug-don't-put-it-outside-but-kill-it american cockroaches.
(i just googled it by the way, to determine whether they're german or american - and i SO have the willies right now...)
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