as seen on yuliya's blog:

a new feature here at discipleassisi: stupid things.

today featuring safety instructions from my new hair straightener (how could i not have had one of these before?!?)

To reduce the risk of death by electric shock:
1. Always "unplug it" immediately after using.

WARNING: To reduce the risk of burns, electrocution, fire, or injury to persons:
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NOTE: Helen of Troy L.P. does not have an authorized service center. However, if this appliance is still under warranty, return it to the Helen of Troy Consumer Service Department for replacement.
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6. Never use while sleeping.
7. Never drop or insert any object into any opening.

STORAGE
When not in use, "unplug it."